Benedict, seriously…
do you HATE ME?!?!?!
Stop with your perfection XD
Ahh. How I love this man.

Here. Have a picture of Benedict Cumberbatch staring into your soul with those life-ruining eyes of his.
We went to the experimental theatre in town and I saw the poster for Danny Boyle’s Frankenstein was up. This was a poster I had seen in that theatre a year before (before I’d seen Sherlock), and as soon as I saw it, I turned to my parents and sister and went “Benedict’s in this”. Then I realized that he was on the poster, and began freaking the shit out. We then found out that the show was playing in June, and I began freaking out even more.
Of course, Benedict Cumberbatch has no TIME to come to INDIA. And the ‘show’ was basically a screening and not a live performance. So I freaked out for no reason AND my parents and sister got to see me in my full Ben-addicted glory which I try not to let anybody but the inside of my head see XD

Are you satisfied now, Mycroft?
XD omg
Look at John XD He’s like “Don’t look. Don’t look…. don’t…. oh damn. Ok. Turn your pelvis. Don’t let Mycroft see it”
I got Sherlock Holmes for everything XD Basically my first kiss, lover, best friend, flatmate, ex, stalker, cockblock, enemy and killer is the exact same highly functioning psychopath. Wait so what? We’re best friends, then we date, then live together, then break up…. and then he starts cockblocking my new boyfriend, then he hates me for breaking up with him and then kills me?
Why am I trying to make sense of this? XD Normal people just see what they got, reblog and shut up XD
holy shit guys they’ve actually censored Benedict’s name
Omfg
Don’t censor Benedict’s Cum.
What the fuck did I just say. Otherwise it’s just… Benedict Berbatch.